Kermitted Asset Management

  • Kermitted Asset Management: We need to talk about Devan

    Kermitted Asset Management: We need to talk about Devan

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management has a plan to eradicate world hunger – but let’s not get too excited just yet.

  • Kermitted Asset Management: ‘Who cares?’ wins

    Kermitted Asset Management: ‘Who cares?’ wins

    While ducking the question of service, the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management unveils the identity of his new ESG team. Led by Anne-Vera Mantle, it only gets worse from there

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Two points for the conversion

    Kermitted Asset Management: Two points for the conversion

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management has seen the light – and it wasn’t on the road to Dagenham

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Forever blowing

    Kermitted Asset Management: Forever blowing

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management is worried about ‘a few bad apples’ – presumably because they aren’t on his payroll

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Inertial damper

    Kermitted Asset Management: Inertial damper

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management worries one of the defining laws of financial services has just blurred around the edges

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Home truths

    Kermitted Asset Management: Home truths

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management offers some insights into how the business is dealing with the effects of the pandemic and how he is coping with working from home

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Screen shot

    Kermitted Asset Management: Screen shot

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management knows his Homer and so rates his chances of winning a losing battle

  • Kermitted Asset Management: A frog by any other name

    Kermitted Asset Management: A frog by any other name

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management worries the ESG sector could be gearing up for one more rebrand

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Potential potential

    Kermitted Asset Management: Potential potential

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management explains what tempted him back for one last job

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Fear is the key

    Kermitted Asset Management: Fear is the key

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management outlines his plans to put the ‘FOMO’ into ‘promo’

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Green lite

    Kermitted Asset Management: Green lite

    Opportunity knocks with a greeny hue at Kermitted Asset Management