Kermitted Asset Management

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Tick, tick, boom

    Kermitted Asset Management: Tick, tick, boom

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management argues anyone who does not understand where the moral high ground fits into ESG investing really hasn’t been paying attention

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Belief and reason

    Kermitted Asset Management: Belief and reason

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management was worried the ESG community may be shooting itself in the foot – but then he spotted an angle

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Scotch mist

    Kermitted Asset Management: Scotch mist

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management is at COP26 in body. As for spirit, well, that is more in him

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Generation game

    Kermitted Asset Management: Generation game

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management is so worried about an energy shortage his plan to become self-sufficient is verging on the shellfish

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Not that ‘uncomfortable truth’

    Kermitted Asset Management: Not that ‘uncomfortable truth’

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management may not be talking about performance when he suggests ESG still has plenty of room for growth

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Home truth

    Kermitted Asset Management: Home truth

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management reaches for his Farrow and Ball chart to explain a greyish-green area of ESG. Or perhaps greenish-grey

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Wash this space

    Kermitted Asset Management: Wash this space

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management has a nasty taste in his mouth – from either the actions of his rivals or a new cocktail

  • Kermitted Asset Management: A burden, for now

    Kermitted Asset Management: A burden, for now

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management discusses his recent case of invisible vowel syndrome

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Failing the DNA test

    Kermitted Asset Management: Failing the DNA test

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management explains why his action plan for the business will win more Attenborough Points than simply hugging a husky

  • Kermitted Asset Management: When David is Goliath

    Kermitted Asset Management: When David is Goliath

    Incredible as it may seem, the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management has historically been at the sharp end of equal opportunities employment

  • Kermitted Asset Management: Reddit then blew it

    Kermitted Asset Management: Reddit then blew it

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management outlines some of his recent exchanges with the merry men and other souls posting on investor forums

  • Kermitted Asset Management: On the beaten track

    Kermitted Asset Management: On the beaten track

    The chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company Kermitted Asset Management has ambitious plans for the year ahead – some of them even company-related