SHAM: All dolled up for a real alternative investment

It’s all about the battle of the hairdos, apparently. Yes, Just Collecting’s Barbie Index has cast a light on where investors really should be doling out their plastic this summer.

SHAM: All dolled up for a real alternative investment
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According to the press release, the 1959 brunette version of Barbie #1 is the most expensive Barbie doll in town, worth $9,000 in top condition. It’s also provided the best investment since 2005, up 6.6% year-on-year.

Prudent investing is all about asset allocation, of course – both blondes and brunettes make it in the top 5 most valuable (1959’s Roman Holiday Outfit Barbie is a personal favourite), while the long-suffering Ken makes for a good diversifier.

Apparently, some of the more infamous dolls are also valuable, due to their notoriety, including Growing Up Skipper Barbie, whose, ahem, breasts grow with a twist of her arm. $150 if you’re keen.

Don’t fret, dear readers. SHAM is not going to jack it all in to become a plangonologist (look it up), but it’s all part of my research into alternatives, and I mean REAL alternatives.

Perhaps more fitting with the tastes of City chaps is classic cars, or perhaps property or wine. According to one source, investment-grade wine has not only beaten the return of traditional asset classes over the past decade – in part due to demand from China – but also boasts a correlation with mainstream assets of less than 0.4.

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